Myka quotes, Friday edition

As well as being the friday edition, it's also the bathroom edition.

Myka is in the tub looking for the lid to the bottle she is playing with. "Where is it? Oh, I think I just heard it! Never mind, it was just Danica fartin'."

I bought new toilet paper today, and it happens to have a slight fragrance To it. I handed Myka a piece to wipe her bum with, she held it to her nose and exclaimed, "this smells delicious! I think it's my favorite smell ever! Thanks for buying this kind of toilet paper mom!"