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I'm not quite even sure what to say about this pic....but I will say this, my kids bring so many unexpected joys to my day!!

Sooo worth it!

Okay, I know this is a ridiculously long post, but believe me, it is sooo worth it to read!! I laughed so hard I cried...or maybe that's cause it's almost midnight. I can't take the credit for this though, Jael sent it to me in my email.
Have a Jolly day!!!!

>>>> These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts of
>>>>America, and are things people actually said in court, word for
>>>>word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the
>>>>torment of staying calm while
>>>>these exchanges were actually taking place.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
>>>> WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
>>>> ______________________________
>>>> ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
>>>> WITNESS: July 18th.
>>>> ATTORNEY: What year?
>>>> WITNESS: Every year.
>>>> _____________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of
>>>>the impact?
>>>> WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks
>>>> ______________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect
>>>>your memory at all?
>>>> WITNESS: Yes.
>>>> ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your
>>>>memory?
>>>> WITNESS: I forget.
>>>> ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of
>>>>something you forgot?
>>>> _____________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with
>>>>you?
>>>> WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't
>>>>remember which.
>>>> ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
>>>> WITNESS: Forty-five years.
>>>> _____________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said
>>>>to you that morning?
>>>> WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
>>>> ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
>>>> WITNESS: My name is Susan.
>>>> ______________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been
>>>>involved in voodoo?
>>>> WITNESS: We both do.
>>>> ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
>>>> WITNESS: We do.
>>>> ATTORNEY: You do?
>>>> WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
>>>> ______________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a
>>>>person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next
>>>>morning?
>>>> WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
>>>> ___________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how
>>>>old is he?
>>>> WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
>>>> ________________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was
>>>>taken?
>>>> WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
>>>> ______________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby)
>>>>was August 8th?
>>>> WITNESS: Yes.
>>>> ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
>>>> WITNESS: Uh....
>>>> ______________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
>>>> WITNESS: Yes.
>>>> ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
>>>> WITNESS: None.
>>>> ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
>>>> ______________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
>>>> WITNESS: By death.
>>>> ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
>>>> ______________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
>>>> WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a
>>>>beard.
>>>> ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
>>>> ______________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning
>>>>pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
>>>> WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to
>>>>work.
>>>> ______________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have
>>>>you performed on dead people?
>>>> WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead
>>>>people.
>>>> ______________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What
>>>>school did you go to?
>>>> WITNESS: Oral.
>>>> ______________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined
>>>>the body?
>>>> WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
>>>> ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
>>>> WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table
>>>>wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
>>>> ______________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
>>>> WITNESS: Huh?
>>>> ______________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,
>>>>did you check for a pulse?
>>>> WITNESS: No.
>>>> ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
>>>> WITNESS: No.
>>>> ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
>>>> WITNESS: No.
>>>> ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient
>>>>was alive when you began the autopsy?
>>>> WITNESS: No.
>>>> ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
>>>> WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my
>>>>desk in a jar.
>>>> ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been
>>>>alive, nevertheless?
>>>> WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have
>>>>been alive and practicing law

We're baaack!

I know it hasn't been thaaat long since I posted...but with my camera on the fritz, I have been less than motivated!! I got some pics from Daniel's mom's camera though, and I would like to share a few with you. these are some memories of our last trip South...it was so much fun:)




check out Tegan's saweet outfit!! Guess who bought it for her? i'll give you one hint....look up:) It's too bad that kids outgrow things, I wish she could wear this one forever...maybe we'll put it on a doll or something.

This one is getting framed


Grandpa Ron doing what grandpa's do best...having fun with the grandkids!


We'll give you one guess at what Addison wants to be when she grows up!!

New Links:)

I would just like to draw everyone's attention to a couple of new links on my blog. One of them is dedicated to my husband's addiction....FISH. He works for countless hours on his fishtank, and it really shows. I know that someday he will have a magnificent dream tank...the one he has right now is impressive enough. There's not alot on the blog yet, but just wait....soon it will be one big underthesea adventure!
The second link is for my friend Amy's blog. All I can say is It's About Time:) I haven't seen her in a year and now it will be so great to keep up with her kids and stuff. Welcome to the blogging world Amy!!!